danscratch:

I don’t have much to share, but I do have this— which was supposed to be just a joke about the anime pregnancy meme but I just kept fucking around with… And now I don’t have the heart to take the test out, it’s charming…

danscratch:

I don’t have much to share, but I do have this— which was supposed to be just a joke about the anime pregnancy meme but I just kept fucking around with… And now I don’t have the heart to take the test out, it’s charming…

redan

danscratch:


I saw Zig do a lady knight and wanted to try it out….SO I WASN’T SURE ABOUT SKIN TONE since there are a lot of varying conclusions, but as an Italian, I know how dark we can get, so I went on the darker side…. If you can guess the insect, you earned a cookie… I’m pretty sure it can be found in Rome, I know it’s in that vicinity ANYWAY here you go an attempt at something different. The Lady Knight generator belongs to dogbomber.

Did anyone figure out the insect btw… it’s the colors of her outfit, so maybe striped! With the body shape of her axe and the little gold insects on the shoulder things…

danscratch:

I saw Zig do a lady knight and wanted to try it out….
SO I WASN’T SURE ABOUT SKIN TONE since there are a lot of varying conclusions, but as an Italian, I know how dark we can get, so I went on the darker side…. If you can guess the insect, you earned a cookie… I’m pretty sure it can be found in Rome, I know it’s in that vicinity ANYWAY here you go an attempt at something different. The Lady Knight generator belongs to dogbomber.

Did anyone figure out the insect btw… it’s the colors of her outfit, so maybe striped! With the body shape of her axe and the little gold insects on the shoulder things…

dragonsdongma asked:

Is Matt's great grandpa still alive (What IS their species' lifespan anyway)?

Sketchy Scratchums Answer:

HE LIVES IN ALL OF HIS CHILDREN AND HIS CHILDREN’S CHILDREN (lion king music goes here)….
Well no, but actually that idea is part of why Matt/Vice get rejected by their community HMMM
BUT UH no, no, he’s totally dead, he probably lived a considerably longer time than most do— they’ve got a lifespan similar to a healthy human being’s, but their lifestyles are so rigorous that they don’t live very long compared to what they could. There isn’t enough for them to ever really be nutritionally satisfied and that’s a huge reason why they’re very scarce, like basically this is a species that’s about to blip out of existence when you look at how few there are of them left. Additionally, no medical advancements past very basic natural remedies, no strong shelters if any, and they often go after large prey that can put their lives at risk. Other than livestock, when they come across livestock, they’re pretty happy…

BUT YEAH no he dead, he been dead long time. Well a couple of decades at least.