Anonymous asked:

Vice is married?

Sketchy Scratchums Answer:

USED TO BE, YUP

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This week on: My Brother is Also Myself and We’re Both Just Trying to Get Our Shit Together: Matt tries to fly. It doesn’t work, Vice gets angry that he STILL hasn’t learned to deflect gravity (no actually they’re just arguing about stuff). This isn’t very clear bc I was falling asleep for about 75% of it, sorry.

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Anonymous asked:

What did Vice catch Matt with? Did he suddenly become Stretch Armstrong?

Sketchy Scratchums Answer:

HA HA hbdh WELL SORT OF Vice miiiiiiight be able to shapeshift a liiiittle bit
Or ok maybe pretty well ok
THESE ARE THEIR RP VERSIONS SO A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHARACTERS WHO CAN, saaay, make some kind of drug to give someone that ability sooOOO
But he’s far from godmod, he actually only uses it in emergencies (at least heavily) because it’s created some pretty fucking baaaad results. Basically the cap on it is that the recoil from shapeshifting is dangerous to himself AND others….

I’LL EXPLAIN IT ALL EVENTUALLY I PROMISE

:O even though they are separate people now SOMEHOW it’s a long story, it’s funny bc Matt and vice are constantly reflecting any emotional changes the other has as though they were a combined personality…. MAGNETS! Guys I don’t even know how to begin explaining this all.







This week on: My Brother is Also Myself and We’re Both Just Trying to Get Our Shit Together: Matt tries to fly. It doesn’t work, Vice gets angry that he STILL hasn’t learned to deflect gravity (no actually they’re just arguing about stuff). This isn’t very clear bc I was falling asleep for about 75% of it, sorry.

matt Vice RP!Matt RP!Vice comic pchat digital

There’s that commercial for the iPhone where it’s focused on parents and kids and oh my god, it opens with that shot of the iPhone broadcasting a video feed of the kid in its crib as the mom goes to lay down, and the kid just lets out this HORRIFYING SCREAM AND IT HONESTLY FREAKS ME OUT, ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE THAT, GODDAMN

To the anon asking about my username Dan/Danteo…. He’s an OC of mine… he’s a gigantic bird satyr monster in disguise who hails from TEXAS

To the anon asking about my username Dan/Danteo…. He’s an OC of mine… he’s a gigantic bird satyr monster in disguise who hails from TEXAS